Jukebox Friday

Sugar Daddy – Neil Patrick Harris from Hedwig

Got the keys to my new place today! So to celebrate that, here’s some Neil. Cos nothing screams festive like Neil Patrick Harris in drag. I would actually like to think that especially those who get attracted to people and not the gender, like me, would find this extremely sexy. Hope you are like me. 😛 Enjoy and happy Friday!

I’ve got a sweet tooth for licorice drops and jelly roll.
Hey sugar daddy, Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl.
I’ll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
and if you’ve got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Black strap molasses,
you’re my orange blossom honey bear.
Bring me Versace blue jeans
and black designer underwear.
We’ll dress up like the disco-dancing
jet set in Milan and Rome.
And if you’ve got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Oh the thrill of control,
like the rush of rock and roll,
is the sweetest taste I’ve known. Oh yeah
so come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
When honey bees go shopping
it’s something to be seen.
They swarm to wild flowers
and get nectar for the queen.
And everything you bring me
got me dripping like a honeycomb
and if you’ve got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Oh the thrill of control,
like the Blitzkrieg on the roll,
is the sweetest taste I’ve known oh yeah.
If you’ve got some sugar
bring it home.
Come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home!
Whiskey and French cigarettes,
a motorbike with high-speed jets,
a Waterpik, a Cuisinart
and a hypo-allergenic dog.
I want all the luxuries of the modern age,
and every item on every page
in the Lillian Vernon catalogue.
Oh baby, something cronssed my mind.
I’m just thinking you look so fine in a velvet dress with heels.So you think only a woman
Luther darling, heaven knows. I’ve never put on women’s clothes. So you think only a woman
Except for once my mother’s camisoles.
So you think only a woman can truly love a man.
Well you buy me the dress
I’ll be more woman than a man like you can stand.
I’ll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
and if you got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
It’s our tradition to control,
like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl,
remember him
from the Ukraine to the Rhone.
Sweet home uber alles,
Lord, I’m coming home
Come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home!
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