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Top 10 WTF things of Hentai

Hello and welcome to Kinky Wednesday. ๐Ÿ™‚ Sir Atticus and I have a 24/7 Dominant/submissive relationship, but it’s less intense that you might imagine. I do have a couple of tasks to keep me in check during the week, like exercising and some kind of orgasm and masturbation control. Lately it had been edging every way. I was to edge aka masturbate till I almost climax then pull back and I had to do it three times every day. And I’m one of those who watch porn when I masturbate (how I envy the younger me for whom only naughty imagination was enough). So edging daily also meant watching a LOT of porn. And I have different phases when it comes to porn and it had been my hentai phase for a while now. I don’t usually look for any certain kind of hentai porn,

Hentai – which literally means weird and strange things is also known to be pornographic Japanese animation. Also known as the infamous tentacle porn. But that’s just one little sub-genre of hentai. I don’t usually look for any certain kind of hentai porn, I actually quite enjoy the fact that hentai can surprise the shit out of me by being so so weird, even when I’m not looking for it. And because the recent bountiful consumption of hentai, I started to notice some reoccurring what-the-fuck things that obviously seem to tickle Japanese people’s fancy. So here I am, listing ten WTF things that you would run into when watching hentai. And I left out some obvious sub-genres out like above mentioned tentacle porn, or anything goru (meaning combining hardcore gore and sex). I gathered these characteristic from so-called normal hentai episodes. I mean, if you could ever called hentai normal. ๐Ÿ˜€

1.ย Iku! Iku! (I’m cumming)

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai orgasmNo matter how unwillingly the girl succumb to sex (consent, or the lack thereof, is one of the big things in hentai, or any Japanese porn), she would end up climaxing anyway. I don’t think Japanese have any idea of how female orgasms work. There might be a small percentage of kinksters out there who would get extremely aroused from being forced upon, but that’s definitely rare. So making it as it’s an everyday thing, to get off on being raped, and having that theme in almost every hentai clip, it does earn a spot in this list, cos it’s truly quite twisted.

2. Where’s the spanking?

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai kinkyWhile hentai can be very very kinky, although they hardly ever do the dominant/submissive thing correctly (without consent, it’s not D/s, it’s just rap). I did come to a conclusion of my own that they are just accidentally kinky, they are not trying to be that. Because of the blatant lack of spanking. There might be a slap on the butt here and there but I hardly every anything prolonged or anywhere near severe. Guess spanking is a big no-no? Bondage is sometimes very sophisticated though.

3. It’s so embarrassing!

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai it's embarrassingApart from ‘no’, ‘stop’ and ‘please no’, expressing one’s embarrassment to be seen naked by the man is like a must thing in every hentai film. Cos only sluts wouldn’t be embarrassed, right? ๐Ÿ˜€ No matter how confident a woman is otherwise, she would still be unsure of her genitals. ๐Ÿ˜› I guess this is very deeply rooted in the Japanese culture, women should be innocent and therefore embarrassed about everything. And that brings us to the next spot.

4. Stop! It’s dirty!

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai my pussy is dirtyIn addition to being embarrassed of how the lady parts look, women in hentai are also terribly worried about their pussies being dirty. It’s so fucking weird to say the least when a woman who is about to be raped keeps complaining like ‘oh no please don’t, it’s dirty’. I mean, really girl? If someone is raping me, the nastiness of my lady parts is the last thing I would be worried about. How about penises, you ask? Well, hentai men are never worried about their dicks being dirty. In fact, that’s a thing. Making girls suck their smelly dirty dick. Yup…

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai virgin5. Popping that cherry

Virgins are the shit in hentai. Almost every hentai piece ever made have at least one scene about popping the cherry. And it’s gonna be a lot of blood, hurting and screaming and then, believe or not, climaxing. Cause we all know that the first time for the girl is always very satisfying.

6. That’s not where milk comes fromKuvahaun tulos haulle hentai lactating

So we all know that women most likely won’t lactate unless a baby is in the picture. No amount of squeezing and twisting or even electrocuting is going to make a childless, sometimes even a virgin female lactate. And no, even if that’s where milk comes from, making girls’ tits shoot out milk does not equal female ejaculation.

7. Get me pregnant!

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai get me pregnantThis is a thing I’m never going to get used to. It’s the pregnant thing. It can be a girl being all worried about getting pregnant cos condom is not a thing in the hentai world and apparently guys are very eager to cum inside girls vajayjay to make them pregnant. Not my words, theirs. The guy, most of the time a dirty rapist, would proudly declare to about to jizz inside the girl and make her pregnant. Dude, why are you leaving your DNA inside to make catching you easier. Okay, fine, it’s an animation, but still. And getting pregnant should not be the first concern of girls being forced into sex, it’s the diseases you probably would get. And of course, the even bigger turn-off is when the girl is having the pregnant talk, like ‘yes, yes, put your sperm inside of me, make me pregnant, give me a baby’. I don’t know in what universe that is a turn-on for men, but thank-you-no-thank-you.

8. What’s on the inside matters

Oh and this inside thing. Only in hentai, cos it’s really not possible in live porn. Aiheeseen liittyvรค kuvaThe inside shots! What inside shots, you ask! Yes, that kind of inside shot! For some odd reason, hentai makers are really into drawing what’s happening on the inside. Like the inside of the vagina, the womb, the asshole. And a penis going in the red fleshy dark hole. Sometimes it looks like a page from the biology book, and sometimes it looks like it’s drawn by a five-year-old. Either way, if you are not fond of hardcore porn where they shoot close-ups of a cock going in and out of the pussy, I personally find that boring and tasteless, then there is nothing that is going to turn you off more than hentai inside shots. ๐Ÿ˜€ So intimate.

Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai piss9. I gotta pee!

Here’s the confusing one, cos I’m not sure whether hentai actually is fond of pee or squirting. Sometimes it’s obviously pee, cos it’s drawn yellow, but then sometimes it’s drawn white or blue but the girls would yell ‘you’re making me pee’, but squirting does feel a bit like peeing. But if it’s really not squirting, then hentai is all about those golden showers. ๐Ÿ˜€

10. Giant syringesย Kuvahaun tulos haulle hentai enema

The best for last. Forced enemas is a big thing. And not for cleaning purposes. Mostly used as a torture method, gladly I only had to witness one hentai series that actually showed realistically what would come out of the butt when you put tons of water in it. Yes, you guess it, it’s not just water like most hentai shows. Girls aren’t made from sugar and spice and everything nice, at least not only from those. I always get ambushed by the forced enema scenes, cos sometimes they would just appear out of nowhere. ๐Ÿ˜€ Surprise!

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So here we are. I have to admit, I do wonder sometimes why I watch hentai. I guess it’s the story. ๐Ÿ˜€ Some hentai have really good stories. And I do love the surprises, even when they are literally shit sometimes. Hope you enjoyed this little list, see you back here next time with something naughty. Until then, stay kinky! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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4 thoughts on “Top 10 WTF things of Hentai

  1. Thank you for sharing. This was rather educational. I should probably have to turn in my nerd card seeing as I have only watched 3 or 4 hentai works as I don’t find much that tickles my fancy.

    A friend of mine blames the origins of goru on the Berserk manga.

    It is interesting to see the oddities of foreign fetishes but then I remember that I’m so twisted that I’m forced to use my imagination. It makes it a lot harder to judge then ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Live porn is way more predictable than hentai, but I have witnessed something I can’t unseen in live porn too. At least when something strange happens in hentai, it won’t stay to haunt me cos they go so over-board. ๐Ÿ˜€

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