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Let’s Talk About Porn

Last Monday, when Sir Atticus and I were watching Game of Thrones at His place, we kinda got distracted by porn. Or He was, mid-episode. XD And it gave me inspiration to write about porn. So this is going to be part my relationship with porn, part my porn habits, part guide as to what I watch. Let’s start from the beginning.

I have no idea how early women usually begin watching porn or how much porn a regular woman consume. But I am pretty sure I began earlier and watch more than average, maybe way more than average. I found my parents’ stash of porn, old VHS tapes, when I was about ten. I still remember most of them, one was a Playboy movie with several stories in it like one was about a call girl center where an intern guy sneaked under these call girls’ desk to lick their pussies while they talked dirty with clients on the phone. One was on classic 80s porn movie about slutty mermaids! And one was in German about two naughty couples going on a cabin trip in the mountains. Good memories. šŸ˜€ Funny thing though, I never thought I was supposed to have sex like they do in porn. Cos even in a very young age, I knew it to be fiction, like movies aren’t real either. One thing did stick with me though, and that was the confidence porn stars show in their sexuality, and I wanted to be as confident in my sexuality, once I discover what that means. And it sure took me a while. šŸ˜€ I knew I wasn’t supposed to be watching porn when I was ten, that was why I kept it a secret from my parents. But I was never ashamed of the fact that I watched and enjoyed it. Guess I was a hedonist even back then, cos I sure didn’t want to deny myself anything that felt that good. šŸ˜›

Then Internet porn came along, but it was before the big convenient websites like Pornhub existed yet. So I had a short but colorful stage when I read a lot of hentai manga, that is Japanese pornographic comics. I distinctively remember one comic I read about a girl giving up her virginity to her dog rather than get raped by her future husband in a forcefully arranged marriage. Or one about a girl who was violated by five tiny goblins. Japanese porn is weird. šŸ˜€

My fave gay porn star Tayte Hanson

Then came smutty novels, which I still indulge in once in a while. Like J.R. Ward’s Black Dagger Brotherhood series consist of excellently written smut. It’s amazing how porn changed my masturbation habits, especially now that I live alone, I hardly ever masturbate without porn. But it had stayed as a personal thing for me, I hardly ever enjoy watching porn with someone else, even when I was in a relationship. Needless to say, I never minded that my past boyfriends watched porn. It had always been ‘you do you, hon, and let me do me’. So when I lived together with ex, I always watched porn when he was away, and at some point he actually made me feel guilty about it cos why I wanted to masturbate if I didn’t want to have sex with him bla bla bla. *roll eyes* I know for a fact that masturbation + porn has nothing to do with sex with someone. The amount of me masturbating does not affect my appetite for sex. I figure that is the case with some guys too, but since I’m a girl and I actually don’t have a limit physically as to how many times I can reach orgasm a day, porn has even less impact on my sex life. It’s just harmless fun. And I know I’m not addicted or anything, cos the real thing is always better. šŸ˜‰

So what do I watch? šŸ˜› I seemed to have phases. At one time, I watched a lot of Japanese live-action porn, although most of them are censored. I found out that I really don’t have a thing for seeing genitals. Then there was a Bang Bus phase, delightful that one. Then a phase when I watched a lot of young girls with mature men. Then there is the infamous gay porn phase. šŸ˜€ I still love gay porn. Then at one time I read a loooot of Japanese pornographic hentai about gay men. XD Then I found the world of BDSM and joined Fetlife and for a while that was my porn site. And maybe the last six months or so I’ve been concentrating on hentai anime, aka Japanese porn animation. So here is a tiny guide to hentai anime, in case you are intrigued: Ten facts about hentai:

1. Hentai is not all about tentacle porn
Although it is still there, it highly depends on what you search for. I for one don’t watch tentacle porn, I was traumatized one time while watching a hentai sci-fi series and suddenly I found myself witnessing in horror some giant alien worms raping girls… Yeah. Not cool, man, not cool. So no tentacles or anything like that anymore for me, I stick to the one-eye snake. šŸ˜›

2. Yes, I said series
Most hentai are multi-episode series, some can be just two or three episodes, some even 12 episodes with multiple spin-offs and sequels. Each episode is roughly 22-30 minutes long with some kind of a background story, the most popular of them have really good stories. It’s just like watching a quality animation show with hardcore sex thrown into the mix.

3. Recurring themes are shyness, shamefulness and sluttiness
The most common word your going to hear from girls in hentai shows is ‘no’ or ‘stop’. It’s deep set in Japanese culture to be ashamed of having sex or enjoying it. And almost every clip of hentai would turn into a dream come true for those who are into humiliation. Girls almost always say no to sex, and are even forced into it but quickly they start to enjoy themselves a lot, which just adds to their shame. Of course, some stories would have an outwardly slutty woman, in that case it would probably be the young man they are trying to seduce saying no.

4. Most of them are cencored
Meaning pussies and assholes and penises are censored. At first it bothered me but after watching quite many uncensored hentai shows, I noticed that I really don’t care about seeing hand-drawn private parts that much. It’s almost funny how kinky some shows can be but then the pussy is censored. Like preventing people seeing the genitals would somehow reduce the dirtiness.

5. And yes I said kinky
One of the reason why I like watching hentai is because how secretly kinky they are. Well, not in secret, but they tend to surprise me. Like I would start watching a completely ‘innocent’ looking show about how a man tries to fuck his way to the top by seducing secretaries in order to get company secrets. šŸ˜€ Okay, maybe not so innocent, but then it would turn out that the company secret is the big bosses having some really kinky sex with the female employees, sex involving heavy bondage, spanking, double penetration and watersports. It’s truly delightful. šŸ˜€

6. Always prefer subbed, not dubbed versions
I know I know, it sounds like a pain to read subtitles even when you’re watching porn, but seriously, the English dubbed versions are horrific. The essence of Japanese porn is the way Japanese girls moan, it’s high-pitched, it’s unique, and super arousing for me.

7. Not all hentai is about school girls
Although they sure are popular. Young girls in particular. But there is a large amount of hentai concentrating on young just married women and middle-aged mothers. So if you’re not a fan of the high-pitched moaning, go for the horny mothers seducing their step-sons. šŸ˜›

8. Taboos broken
And talking about horny mothers seducing their step-sons, hentai does not shy away from breaking all of the taboos out there. If you have a very specific taste for fantasies, like for me it’s BDSM, I’m sure you will find something just for you within hentai.

9. Hentai is almost 100 % free
I know, you might be thinking ‘who pays for porn’, right? I don’t know about you, but I don’t particularly enjoy watching short clips, and those are usually featured at pages like tube8, and I hate when you finally find a video which thumbnail looks good and then the video link leads to nowhere… Hentai is a completely different matter. Like the website I use, hanime.tv have a huge collection of English-subbed hentai series, all watchable online in 720p or 1080p HD, no ads, no empty links, no downloading. And hanime is not even the only hentai website like that, there are tons of them like it that solely specialize in hentai. I have to say, it’s a little hard for me to get back to those pixelated two-minute clips after getting use to the high quality of hentai.

10. Sometimes it truly ‘came for the porn, stayed for the plot’
My favorite hentai shows have some really really great plots and stories. The ‘downside’ might sometimes be me binging on some hentai series late into the night even if I just came for a quickie before sleep. I’m not going to list my favorite hentais here, that would be a list for another day.

I hope you like this ultra long post today about porn. šŸ˜€ I’ll see you back here next Wednesday with something naughty again. Until then, stay kinky! šŸ˜‰

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One thought on “Let’s Talk About Porn

  1. Ah, I remember when I first discovered hentai. God my penis loved it. Like you I had phases with my porn adventure. I usually stayed in the toon area, but once in a while I’d dive into the “real” porn. Wasn’t until later I decided I liked cam sites the most since that’s where a lot of real emotions and masturbation happens. Anyway, great post!

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