Jukebox Friday

Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D

Songs about sex like to use a loooot of metaphors, but once in a while along comes a song that is so straight-forward and so fucking on point at its simplicity that all you can do is to love it. I fucking love Tenacious D, and ‘Fuck Her Gently’ has been my favorite for a long time. And after last Friday’s karaoke night, how can I not love it even more. 😉 Happy Friday, everyone!

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say ‘wait a minute Sally’
I think I got somethin’ in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fucking teamwork
What’s your fave posish?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
What’s your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it
But I’ll order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
Haaaaaaard
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